About a week ago, Hedone sent out a call for mercy Limericks for blogger Reluctant Bitch. I don’t write Limericks often, but this one came to mind this morning, and I’m dedicating to cause.

Once upon a time
In a warm bed,
In a cold country,
It seemed sublime
To a dorm head,
To get bold cuntry.

And so he seduced,
With manner plain
And intent tricky,
A co-ed reduced
by legerdemain,
To a fate pricky.

Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? Why?

The Grandfather in the past. My Grandfathers were tolerant.

Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body?

Big head. Head size = brain size. It’s something. Small head has nothing going for it.

Bonus (not from WYR): Would you rather have sex, with your significant other, in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.

For me, sex club, no question. I do not speak for my SO.

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I saw a girl who looks like Bones,
Which is to say,
I saw a girl who looks like Emily Deschanel.
And I wondered,
Does she have an affective disorder?
Which is a ridiculous idea.

If I saw a man who looks like Hugh Laurie,
Would I expect him to have
An American accent (like House),
Or a British accent (like Hugh)?

The human mind usually does not work by logic,
It works by association,
And is often wrong.