A Blue Pill Song

New lyrics for this old tune:

Refrain:
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
I’m flaccid now, but I won’t be flaccid long.

Verse:
I went up to Middletown to see a girl named Sue.
She got hot and horny, so we lay down to screw.
But I was still a softie. Oh what could I do?
I got a glass of water and popped the pill that’s blue!

Refrain:
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
I’m flaccid now, but I won’t be flaccid long.

Verse:
When it comes to women, things are rather slow.
I’m not all that handsome, and I ain’t got much dough,
And though my head is eager, the body can be slow.
But with blue pills in my pocket, I am good to go.

Refrain:
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
I’m flaccid now, but I won’t be flaccid long.

Boinking The Bimbo

Sing to the tune of “Waltzing Matilda”.

Once a jolly assman gazed around a singles’ bar
Checking out the chicklets as hot as could be,
And he sang as he sipped his Stolie from a frosted glass,
Who’ll come play boinking the bimbo with me?

Refrain:
Boinking the bimbo, boinking the bimbo,
Who’ll come a-boinking the bimbo with me.
And he sang as he sipped his Stolie from a frosted glass,
Who’ll come play boinking the bimbo with me.

Into the bar walked a busty babe with perfect ass,
A tight little body as fine as could be,
And he laughed as he bought her tequila in a salted glass
You”ll come a-boinking the bimbo with me.

Refrain
Boinking the bimbo, boinking the bimbo,
You’ll come a-boinking the bimbo with me.
And he laughed as he bought her tequila in a salted glass
You’ll come play boinking the bimbo with me.

Then the jolly assman lead her to his empty bed,
And jumped on her bones as soon as could be,
And he sang as he stripped the panties from her dimpled ass,
You’ve come play boinking the bimbo with me.

Refrain
Boinking the bimbo, boinking the bimbo,
You’ve come a-boinking the bimbo with me.
And he sang as he stripped the panties from her dimpled ass,
You’ve come play boinking the bimbo with me.