Porn is the topic this week.
1. What sex act have you seen in porn videos/films and have never done but want to do? (Describe act or post a link).
Edit note: I misread the question at first, so I have two answers.
“Want to do”
An MMF threesome. Some playing with toys, both me with a man’s toy and her with a woman’s toy. A hand job at the massage parlor.
“Not want to do”
Lots, beginning with postures that must be just plain uncomfortable, and going on to include fisting and anything inducing pain. Those have no appeal.
2. A lot of porn is remakes of old ideas. It’s difficult to be creative in porn because it’s all basically about the same thing. Everyone is starved for ideas, and if some new idea is successful, it’s immediately swamped by knock-offs. Do you have an idea for something even a little bit new in porn?
The first is for video. We have a couple (call them Mr. & Mrs. Plummer, I don’t know why) who are both sexual predators, and who aid and abet each other in their hunting. So we get dialog like this:
Mrs. Plummer: It took you over an hour to take the babysitter home. Did you fuck her?
Mr. Plummer: Yes, I did.
Mrs. Plummer: All right! High five! Can I taste her on your cock?
The second idea is for a novel. The protagonist is man in his 50s or 60s. Something turns him on to the problem of sex slavery, and he starts a campaign of visiting all the massage parlors and brothels he can find (I picture this in NYC) as a customer. Sometimes he gets laid, or if the hooker is very young, he gets a hand job. When he sees evidence of sex slavery, he sends info to the police anonymously. Eventually, he finds a situation that he can not tolerate and assembles a squad of hard bodies to go into a brothel and bring some girls out. Action adventure and legal repercussions ensue. (Now imagine your conscientious author gathering research…)
3. Whilst ideally we’d all like to say our partner provides us with the best orgasms, what’s really making you see stars?
b) sex toys
c) my partner(s)
Masturbation give the best orgasms, but good old marital sex is by far the best overall experience.
4. Have you ever ‘cheated’ on your partner, and did they know/find out? Would you want someone to tell you if your partner was ‘cheating’? Define what you consider ‘cheating’.
I don’t know where to draw the line between cheating and “doing disgusting stuff she doesn’t approve of.” I’ve probably crossed the line once or twice.
Bonus: Give us 2-3 erotic paragraphs incorporating the following words in your story(ette): Magnificent, Nero, Licks, Hard, Nipples. (And no, you can’t use them all in one sentence).
Naked, her sexuality was exaggerated. Her athletic frame spoke of strength and agility. The dark color of her nipples and areolas brought them to the eye, as if the breasts were not eye-catching in themselves. The ebony patch of pubic hair signaled paradise between the powerful thighs. She was magnificent. No captive maiden brought to the service of the Emperor Nero was such as she.
And when I had worshiped her with a thousand kisses, and aroused her with the thousand licks, her femaleness was more exaggerated still. Her breasts, swollen and firm, bore nipples at full erection. Between her spread thighs, she was open and wet. Her aroma was overpowering.
She pulled me on top of her, and my hard member plunged into the hot depths of her sex. I found no quietude there, and thrust again and again until she gave cry and my loins convulsed.