TMI Tuesday @ 2/12/2013

Topic: Role Play

I view role play as the safe (or safer) way to experience the forbidden. My explicit experience is vanishingly small, but we all pretend sometimes, even if the partner doesn’t know.

1. To spice things up in the bedroom, how adventurous are you willing to be? (select one)
a. I have never role-played before and will need a lot of instruction.
b. I have tested the waters, but never acted out anything scripted.
c. I have got my feet wet and want more!
d. Dive in head first – nothing is too deep.

My own taste would not be to expand on the universal trick bag of technique. It would not be the what, it would be the who. The nanny perhaps, or the MILF at the pool.

2. What scenario peaks your interest most? Why?

a. Romantic and sensual
b. Playful and fun
c. Kinky! I want it all.

Gotta go with b: playful. No point in the lovey-dovey stuff with a quick pickup, and I’m really not the kinky type (unless you insist on getting tied up;I’m good with knots). 

3. Which of these is closest to your ideal setting for a fantasy?

a. A brothel
b. A dungeon
c. A bedroom
d. A prison cell

How about e. a car, or f. a boat?

4. Which of the following toys would be prominently featured in your fantasy? (select one)
a. Feathers and whipped cream
b. Handcuffs, panty hose, and a necktie
c. Whips and chains
d. Ice cubes and a cold beer

Chocolate cake figures in a lot of fantasies, though not necessarily sexual ones.

5. It is time to take your sexy self to fantasy island, which fantasy will you bring to life to rock your lover’s world?

a. The Sassy Sexy Jersey Whore
Gaudy, Flashy, Showy…totally Jersey!

b. Kinky Cook
It’s all about the spice! Heating things up in the kitchen.

c. Naughty Maid
Your feather duster will tickle more than just the dust on the shelves.

d. Doctor Love
Saving lives and breaking hearts but not before you administer a head-to-toe physical examination.

e. Frisky Fireman
A hose so long you can put out several of the hottest fires and leave a smoldering heap as proof of a job well done.

I’m a dirty old man, so I go for “seducing the teen,” or the highly unlikely variant “joining the teen couple you are spying on for a threesome.”  And although I’m neither Dom nor sub in RL, I could role play a Dom for a willing sub.

Bonus: Tell us about your craziest or wildest role-playing adventure.

None of us feel our age, and I think a lot of us feel like children masquerading as adults, at least in some contexts. Often enough in bed, I feel like a teen playing the role of an adult. Sex is private and unmentionable. It’s the secret vice which is really a secret virtue. My virtuous public self plays the role of a secret sexual self. My mature self plays out the daydreams of my teenage self.

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