Here, There, and Everywhere

I fucked her on a king-size in a la-di-dah hotel,
And I fucked her on a double in a not-so-hot motel.
I fucked her on a camp cot in a rustic hunting lodge,
And I fucked her in the back seat of her father’s rusty Dodge.

I fucked her on a sandy beach on a trip down to the sea,
And I fucked her on a mountain hike underneath a tree.
I fucked on a mattress in my sister’s camper van,
And I’ll fuck her again tonight, according to my plan.