Let’s go out, we can play,
Get some tail, roll in hay.
You might find an easy lay
And do it in the “regular way.”
Get a boink, get a ball,
You can screw them to the wall.
Get some pretty lass to fall
And you can get your ashes hauled.
Lay some pipe, get some head,
Take a willing girl to bed.
As a gesture of affection
Give the painless meat injection.
You’ll get lucky, get some ass,
Enjoy the splendor in the grass.
I can score, get some nookie
(I’ll be sure it isn’t Snookie).