New lyrics for this old tune:
Refrain:
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
I’m flaccid now, but I won’t be flaccid long.
Verse:
I went up to Middletown to see a girl named Sue.
She got hot and horny, so we lay down to screw.
But I was still a softie. Oh what could I do?
I got a glass of water and popped the pill that’s blue!
Refrain:
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
I’m flaccid now, but I won’t be flaccid long.
Verse:
When it comes to women, things are rather slow.
I’m not all that handsome, and I ain’t got much dough,
And though my head is eager, the body can be slow.
But with blue pills in my pocket, I am good to go.
Refrain:
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
It pains a lovin’ man to have a flaccid dong.
I’m flaccid now, but I won’t be flaccid long.
