
Once upon a time
In a warm bed,
In a cold country,
It seemed sublime
To a dorm head,
To get bold cuntry.
And so he seduced,
With manner plain
And intent tricky,
A co-ed reduced
by legerdemain,
To a fate pricky.
The rhymes and observations of an Eye Witness to life.

Once upon a time
In a warm bed,
In a cold country,
It seemed sublime
To a dorm head,
To get bold cuntry.
And so he seduced,
With manner plain
And intent tricky,
A co-ed reduced
by legerdemain,
To a fate pricky.