Once again, we have TMI questions that reach beyond my experience and which approach the far end of my imagination. However, I will rely on the willing suspension of disbelief and supply the best answers I can. (Criterion for “best” not provided.)
1. Would you take or have you taken a sexually themed vacation getaway (i.e., Hedonism, Club Fantasy Island, Cap d’Agde)? Why or why not?
I’d never heard of any of these, so I looked one (Cap d’Agde) up and found this on an official-seeming website:
Although we believe there are still more non-swingers than swingers, the swingers are much more present and it seems that they have taken over the place with sexual activities in public, sexparties and a lot of drinking or other means which can influences the state of the body and mind. Every year thousands of swingers are going to Cap d’Agde to celebrate their swingersholiday with other open-minded people in this huge swingers resort. Of course you will find here many European swingers, but also more and more people from other continents are discovering the swingers possibilities in Cap d’Agde.
Officially it is prohibited, but you will find public sex and swingers activities on the swingers beach and in the dunes of Cap d’Agde. You should not expect that everyone is doing that sort of things, and of course certainly not whole day, they would get exhausted, but if you lay down and look around carefully, you will see a lof of things happening, which you wouldn’t see on a normal beach, especially in the late afternoon and beginning of the evening. Furthermore you will find a lot of swinging in the swinger clubs, at the naked foam parties and at private parties. Also there are some hotels in the nudist area of Cap d’Agde which are for couples only (18+) where you can have sex anywhere. This includes the pool area, where many couples will enjoy this sexual liberty and look at other people who will do the same. Meanwhile the staff of these hotels are serving drinks, like nothing unusual is happening. It is almost abnormal not having sex there.
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore!
Now, in truth, my voyeur side would definitely go for a day-trip, but I’m much too cautious to jump into the fray.
2. You have won an erotic fantasy weekend getaway package custom fit to your needs. Describe the fantasy you desire.
Well, this is totally impossible, but if it were possible, perhaps we can go erotic with a yachting theme. We need a large sailboat with professional crew, a couple male guests and a bevy of female guests. The number of females aboard should be slightly greater than the number of males. The program is sun, sailing, champagne, nude sun bathing, and getting laid.
3. An artist has decided that you are his/her inspiration. They want to capture the essence of your sexiness in a sculpture. What would that sculpture look like? Describe it for us or post a photo of an existing sculpture that you believe closely captures the essence of your sexiness.
4. You are being paid 500,000 USD to pose as a live nude model mimicking one of sculptures in the photo below. Which sculpture will you recreate live? Why?
I’m not strong enough to hold the lady up in the air, and I don’t think I’d find it especially sexy. I go with the #3 male. I’ve never gotten a blow job from a blue girl.
5. Which book title fits your current thoughts of love, sex or romance?
a. No More Silly Love Songs
b. The Joy of the Quickie
c. Dr. Seth’s Love Prescription
d. Why Do Fools Fall In Love
And the answer is “A”, No more Silly Love Songs, not that I’ve read the book or necessarily agree with it. Even back in the Dark Ages when we were courting, my wife and I didn’t have “our” song, except maybe for “What Do You Get When You Fall In Love.”
Bonus: Which one is you? See the sculpture below. Tell us which position you would like to occupy and write a caption.
Well, there is only one male, so that must be me. Still, it fails due to excessive athleticism.
Here is an un-called-for bonus:
Near where I live, we had a horny old artist of some considerable renown who painted picture after picture of Leda and the Swan. The story doesn’t make any more, or any less, sense than most of ancient mythology, but a subject for art, it presents certain problems. Is one realistic about the comparative sizes of the subjects? How does the inter-species thing work? How explicit should you make it? Was it truly rape, or some sort of violent seduction? As a topic, it’s pretty un-PC today, of course. (I’ve probably already offended a feminist.) And could a swan overpower a woman?
As it happens, I’ve seen a man in hand-to-hand combat with a swan, and while I’m not at all sure the bird could be dominant enough to accomplish rape, it would be a hell of a fight.
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